they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
Here’s a really long blog about a bunch of things. My mind kinda wandered while I was writing it but I feel like the points in here are all kind of important so I’m sorry this is kinda disorganized and written oddly.
“no matter how little calories i eat, i still dont lose weight “
I saw…
I’ve been waiting for a post like this from you basically since you joined tumblr and in so glad that you’ve done it. As much as I am generally confident with myself I am insecure about some thing like my thighs and stomach and some days without makeup (depending on dark circles and pimples etc.) and I’ve always wondered what your workout routine and diet are like because I’ve always admired your figure, and now I know your secret! Thank you! Love you! :)
HUGE day for love. After months of hard work and protest, marriage equality has passed in France — 331 to 225.
This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were.
“I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had you.” I grinned down at her. “They’re my stripes. You’ll get stripes too when you grow up.”
She was overjoyed. “Really?”
I think she’s in her room now, pretending to be a tiger.
This is what we need to teach.
they-rose-with-voices-ringing:
For best results watch on google chrome with an add blocker-
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Because to a fangirl this is a list of EVERY SHOW EVER.
I WILL hug you.
Jennifer Lawrence and Anne Hathaway + Dominating Every Major Award Show in the Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress category.
(( hello tumblr this is what I call my tumblr box (fluffy chicken on top because why not?) it is curently empty so if you reblog this I will write down your url and put it in here and on march 9th when I go to comic con I will scater them around the convention center
At least my URL will be able to go to comic con
only because of that ^^^^^^
they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
‘Turkeys are bisexual!’
Julie Andrews is literally without flaws.
My most favourite.
Rep. Kyrsten Sinema, first Congressperson to officially describe her religion as “none,” is sworn in not on the Bible, but on the document she’s actually supposed to be protecting and upholding—the Constitution.
Edit: She’s also the first openly bisexual Congressperson. (via eyesdriftskyward)
[Fun fact: James Madison remains the only president to take his oath of office on a book of laws, rather than the Bible.]
This is pretty baller.
i’m surprised boehner isn’t crying over having to swear her in on something other than a bible.
Well done.
Supercut of every Tina Fey and Amy Poehler moment at the Golden Globes.