appendage:

oMFG

im-fallingforyou:

estuds:

You can come out when your done bein a little faggot

ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming. 

mostlytumbler:

jiraiyaa:

do you ever just look at an animal and just laugh?

yes

doctorangel:

jakemalik:

hungryzekes:

kanyewesticle:

holynipples:

kanyewesticle:

jakemalik:

kanyewesticle:

*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that

*bites lip* oh yeah baby

*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that

*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper

what

*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper

wtf can we get some privacy here

*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no

finnharries:

Excuse me while i die of laughter 

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fuck changed ‘fuckers’ to ‘meaners’

mandawins:

everyone’s gettin really tired of your shit, tony stark

thenightlifebeforemingus:

Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.

bakuras-face:

Let’s play spot the main character

I wonder who it could possibly be 

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

i put the sex in dylsexia

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i’m going to eat a hundred kittens if castiel gets hurt

does anyone know where i can acquire a hundred kittens