thewholockgames:

feeding-the-swans:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I will now proceed with using this expression on all children that annoy and frustrate me.

I wonder if this is something they said on Gallifrey when the little time children misbehaved.

Definitely using this as an insult whenever I can

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

morsmordre-x:

Harry Potter Etymology | Levitation Charm (“Wingardium Leviosa”)

Wingardium is a composite word, based on: English to wing meaning “to fly” (e.g. the plane winged skywards); arduus (meaning “high, tall, lofty, steep, proudly elevated”) or arduum (meaning “steep place, the steep”); and the common Latin ending -ium. Leviosa probably derives from Latin levo, meaning to “raise, lift up”, or levis, meaning light (of weight). Altogether, therefore, the incantation could best be read as “lift up high”.

followedthefreezingmoon:

So the lovely amongthefree posted a recipe for chocolate lasagne last week. I had to have a go at it, should have copied her idea with the flakes, but oh well

Ooooh tell me how it was yours also looks delicious

dear umm-nope
you are a dearest blog to me I enjoy your posting
if you see this in time you will see that my blog is magically your blog because I reblogged all your thing
love me
From me

connorkawaii:

connorkawaii:

the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school 

wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and

actual logo:

powerpoint:

your secrets out EA 

In the span of about a minute I got 4 emails saying I had a new follower
did I do a thing
a success thing

nasty-otter:

new bumper sticker came today (idea credit) 

woosterteeth:

Will this ever end?